Graeme

@bruces in the UK there’s a lot of “It’S juST the SuMMer” energy while things burn and records are broken every month

I suspect the #1 way to monetise it will be “extreme weather event” supplements appearing on travel insurance 🙄

@bruces Growthfroth logic in a single image.

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#alttext

Three people watching the world burn from an office building. one says, "Somehow we need to monetise this and quickly"
by Jonery

@bruces as we know from The Incredibles: if everything is copilot, nothing is

... if only 🙄

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@bruces Original
https://teybannerman.com/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

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Fractal tails wagging a dog

@bruces These are the same people that came up with Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and Xbox X.

Also Windows 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10, 11, NT, 2000, and Server.

They use numbers but they don't put the numbers in order. It's like Microsoft has synesthesia and organizes version numbers based on what color they feel like. "1 is red, 2 is orange, and 3s are yellow. What's a good green number? 90-something? The 90s feel green to me. Ooh! Speaking of 'me'..."

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This reminds me of IBM naming everything under the sun WebSphere for a while.